She's off limits, folks
5/31/2005 Add a comment
Paris Hilton got engaged. It's about time. She needs to get cracking on beating Liz Taylor's 8 (or so) marriages. I'll eat my hat if this sticks for two years. It'll be a hat made of cheese. Or chocolate.
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I cant believe the quantity an quality of humerous racial joke it contains
Heres one of the jokes i found on it:
Bob brought some friends home to his apartment one night after they had been out painting the town. One friend noticed a big brass gong in Bobs bedroom and asked about it."Thats not a gong" Bob replied "thats a talking clock. Watch this!"
Bob struck the gong and sure enough a voice on the other side of the wall screamed "Hey your jerk its 3 o'clock in the morning!" 11/03/2005