1/08/2005 Add a comment

So Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have separated. Oh, but don't worry, they "happily remain committed and caring friends with great love and admiration for one another," at least according to a statement released by their publicist. For just once, I wish a publicist would release a statement saying, "We have decided we hate each other's guts, and Jen can't stand the way Brad squeezes the toothpaste from the middle, rather than rolling from the bottom up. Brad thinks Jen is frigid."

Also, sometimes the tabloids get it right, even if the couple said their marriage wasn't on the rocks. Maybe not for the same reasons cited in print, but it seems like they were generally on the mark. William

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  1. Blogger ben: the cnn version has a link to video of "stunned" fans. ooh, celebrities separating! SHOCKER! i think liz taylor's 15 marriages should have dulled the surprise of these things for even the biggest celebrity-news suckers who read people cover-to-cover and actually give a shit. 1/08/2005