3/12/2004 Add a comment

I'm still puzzled by the porn/hip-hop synergy trend.

The other night Dave Chappelle put on a game-show entitled I Know Black People wherein real people claiming to be down with black culture (including a white African-American studies professor) answered such questions as, Why do black people like menthol cigarettes? What did the dad do on Good Times? and (finally) How can black people rise up and overcome?

Fat people are having a tough week. Rep. F. James Sensenbrenner (R-Wisc), sponsor of the Personal Responsibility in Food Consumption Act declared: "This bill says, Don't run off and file a lawsuit if you are fat. Look in the mirror because you're the one to blame."

Mmm, Kool cigarettes now come in Caribbean Chill, Midnight Berry, Mocha Taboo and Mintrigue flavors.

British scientists baffled by three-headed, six-legged frog. Sam