3/02/2005 Add a comment
I want to be a professional line-stander. Yes, it really is a job in Washington. People who are paid to stand in line before congressional hearings or Supreme Court cases in order to save places for lobbyists or lawyers, etc., who haven't the time or patience to wait themselves, yet still want a good seat. I saw many of these services in use years ago when I was attending Hill hearings on a frequent basis.