9/24/2004 Add a comment

John Kerry, shown shaking hands at a rally at the University of Pennsylvania, was completely unprepared for a severe wedgie ruthlessly performed by two well-dressed men on Friday. Kerry was quickly taken to the hospital for wedgie-related injuries on which the campaign declined to comment. The suit-wearing suspects remain at large.

Two points for anyone who knows the reference in the title.

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