5/15/2004
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Nelson Mandela wins world cup! With a fantastic dribbling display through six Italian defenders, Mandela tipped the ball up into the air with his left foot and blasted a bicycle kick with his right into the upper left corner of the net, beating Italian goalkeeper Gianluca Paliuca. And all while wearing a silly African print shirt, the new Mandela-mandated South African kit.
Um, Nelson, are you there? Wake up! And put the trophy down...now.
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