5/11/2004 Add a comment

From my hometown of Springfield, Ill., comes this lovely dispatch. A Springfield radio personality was injured on the job. As the story explains, "McGill traditionally lodges a tube in his buttocks, into which bottle rockets are inserted and then launched." The bottle rocket misfired and burned his buttocks. Yes, Springfield, Ill., home to Abraham Lincoln and a guy who burned his own ass with a bottle rocket. William