3/03/2004 Add a comment

Brilliant stuff from The Onion: New Nietzschean Diet Lets You Eat Whatever You Fear Most. Featuring the classic paragraph:

One must strive to eat dangerously as one comes into the Will to Power Oneself Thin," Nietzsche wrote. "What do you fear? By this are you truly Fattened. You must embrace your Fears, as well as your Fat, and learn to Laugh as you consume them, along with Generous Portions of Simple Salad. Remember, as you stare into the lettuce, the lettuce stares also into you."