10/05/2007 Add a comment

My favorite director, Wes Anderson, is coming to the local Borders bookstore in 10 days. He's giving a talk or signing something, I don't know. And his new movie doesn't come out here until the 25th, I believe, so who knows what people are going to be able to ask him about.

My question to you, helpful loyal reader, is how should I greet him? Keep in mind that the greeting should be so brilliant that it will get me a These pretzels are making me thirsty one-line role in his next film. ben