7/10/2007 Add a comment

is to not take advice from tv shows. One of my favorite Homer Simpson quotes:
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
We'll, that's exactly what this guy tried in a Massachusetts court, and it landed him in jail for the night, facing perjury charges. How are they going to prove he's not a racist homophobic habitual liar? ben