5/01/2007 Add a comment

This is very sad news indeed: Herbert Kornfeld is dead, a victim of white-on-white crime. The legendary accounts receivable supervisor at Midstate Office Supply, and regular onion columnist, as featured in Tha Autobiography of Herbert K and Keep Your F***ing S*** Off My Desk. First Vonnegut, then Halberstam, now Kornfeld? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you, Smoove B. ben