12/01/2004 Add a comment

What's the hottest thing to pick up this holiday season? How about an inflatable, 6-foot-high SpongeBob SquarePants from atop your local Burger King? A couple hooligans with nothing better to do thought it'd be a great idea to make off with SpongeBob because, well, who will notice a big, inflatable, waving sponge missing? Um, well, maybe the Burger King employees.

Turns out, though, that this isn't the first time it's happened with SpongeBob. BK is reporting similar thefts across the country. What I love about this story, though, is how excited the thieves were to relay their tale, even after being arrested and posting bond.

Oh, and something did happen yesterday. Spoilers were right. That was some run. William