9/12/2005 Add a comment

the Onion is there to help. Few Onion issues have been more brilliant than those after the last two elections and in particular after Sept. 11. Now comes these headlines:
God Outdoes Terrorists Yet Again
Louisiana National Guard Offers Help By Phone From Iraq
Government Relief Workers Mosey In To Help
Refugees Moved From Sewage-Contaminated Superdome To Hellhole Of Houston
and, the icing on the cake:
White Foragers Report Threat Of Black Looters
Go read it now, you'll be cheered up in no time... ben